What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like religions.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?